R & J for Tesco?

So Richard & Judy's show on Watch TV (or rather, Don't Watch, because no one did) has been axed. Not surprising, since the viewing figures were on a par with supermarket CCTV systems. In fact, perhaps that's where it should now be filmed - Richard and Judy wandering up and down their local Tesco, picking up paperbacks and chucking them in the trolley as they talk about them.